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So I succeeded in being curious.... On December 22, 2011 and December 29th, 2012 I drove to the city to go and check out the Topless Kareoke competition at the Gentlemans Sports Lounge "ALLSTARS" on the North west side of I-H 10. My first experience was awckward at first because I wasnt sure if I would be fashionably attired for the event. To my surprise my costume that I had created was perfect for the occasion. Rehearsing the song: " Something Kinda funny" from the original Spice Girls Album proved to be a perfect act. Now, notice that I mentioned "Topless" Kareoke... ( ha ha ha ha) I ended up wearing a sheer white hankerchief blouse that vaguely showed my pasties... with a black/ neon pink garter belt accompanmied by a tight pair of lace skimpy boyshorts. To top of the look I complimented my feet with glamour glitter nail polish and 6 inch gold wedges. 3 hours prior I manicured and applied nail tips. Left my kinky curls teased and decided to exxagerate my cosmetics with red rouge on my already velomptuous lips! ALL I can say is I looked to die for! For once I wasnt applying cosmetics or dressing some one else.... I was a bit nervous the first 15 seconds and slowly draped of my wool camel colored coat. When I realized I had the audience's attention from their reaction of my costume I began to dance around the left pole then noticing the exotic dancer to my right I began to mimic her and bring her into the act. It was awesome...They chose a 5'7 petitte brunette bombshell that could of easily passed for Lilith or Eve! The song was over before I knew it and I was still singing adlibs adding on to the repetitive chorus when the dj announced for the crowd to give me an applause. All in all I got so caught up in singing that I forgot to take of my sash that was holding my halter top in place! The manager of the club quickly came to introduce himself to me after I went back to my table and asked that I wait till the show was over. He offered me an alcoholic beverage of choice but I refused due to being on meds. So he quickly rebounded and offered a soda or water, which I accepted. He sat with me briefly and we got more acquainted. I soon eased up and began to enjoy the other singers. Over all I had competed with about 7-10 other contestestants... and there were all but maybe 3 or 4 females that sang very well and got into character. The men were just drunk and silly swinging off the poles.... At around 12:45 they announced the 3 winners of the $50.00 rounds. I collected my prize money and then asked to be excused because I didnt want to end up locked out of my friends' apt... they had ironically tested me at the same time. Just before I left the manager had reminded me to return for the next weeks round and informed me that he would be calling me for the $1000.00 round Jan. 12th, 2012! I made it. In one night! I was so excited! I crashed out tired and excited all at the same time... Losing my voice for the next four days. The next morning on friday I put gas in my sisters car and went shopping for my daughters. Mission accomplished.
December 29th's experience was alittle different. It was different in the sense that I was going to be more at ease... and I was. I wasnt aiming to win... I was aiming to have fun and to embrace the idea of being slightly more nude then before. The manager and Dj welcomed me... the cashier at the front of the club was different but alot more friendly. This Time I wore a black corset complimented with a neon pink bra. For the bottom half I wore black and gold ruffled hotpants with thigh highs and gold open toed stilletos. I sang "Free Your Mind" by EnVogue... I kinda stumbled on the words and realized oh well continue singing and dancing... it was fun... I had a great time... I was so comfortable lounging around in my lingerie that I ddint even bother to put my dress back on! On top of that one of the other female winner befriended me and offered to have me sit at her table with friends. Lets just say I attracted on nerdy sophisticated type that found me equally amusing and intellectual! We danced to a reggae song together and I encouraged him to give his first $bill to a dancer! We agreed that If I showed up for the jan.5th competition he would be my muse on stage for my next act! ( LARGE GRIN) I didnt stay as long as I did before but from what I can remember things did get alittle wild this night because one of the Celebrity Exotic dancers was celebrating a birthday. "Cinnamon!" She arrived with her whole family, yes even her mom... and instead of her entertaining the crowd... the dj, bartenders, and her other fellow friends that were also entertainers gave her wild ass lap dances! She looked so happy and her mom was proud of her! This time around as well I saw that there were even curvier thicker females entertaining the poles... It was very liberating. Actually one of the competitors whom I had seen when I first arrived outside was drunk of her trunk laughing hysterically and being rather loose. I think she knew it and she didnt care much at all. She seemed perfectl happy with letting her gut hang out and wowwing the crowd when it was her turn to sing and strip. She totally caught all of us off guard when she unsapped her bra from the back. It was so funny! But the greatest thing was about 5 people flocked to the stage all at once and just started stuffing money inbetween her melons! Ha ha ha ha!
Over all there was definately alot more socializing on the second thursday then the first. Im still contemplating if this is something I want to do part time while in school. The best part that Ive realized is that theres nothing wrong with a tasteful striptease and flaunting sexy lingerie... I wasnt to keen on the pole but my dancing was good enough... Unlike regular dance clubs gentlemens clubs 'are' about the Sexual Inuendo. And regardless about what people say... alot of the men that Ive seen in there are not old and creepy. Now Im not saying I would date a man from there but I certianly wouldnt mind accompanying my boyfriend to this clun or any other classy modern laid back place for a night of fun! Happy New Year Swaggakings and SwaggaQueens! Oh & P.S. Satisfaction brought me back! ;)