So I succeeded in being curious.... On December 22, 2011 and December 29th, 2012 I drove to the city to go and check out the Topless Kareoke competition at the Gentlemans Sports Lounge "ALLSTARS" on the North west side of I-H 10. My first experience was awckward at first because I wasnt sure if I would be fashionably attired for the event. To my surprise my costume that I had created was perfect for the occasion. Rehearsing the song: " Something Kinda funny" from the original Spice Girls Album proved to be a perfect act. Now, notice that I mentioned "Topless" Kareoke... ( ha ha ha ha) I ended up  wearing a sheer white hankerchief blouse that vaguely showed my pasties... with a black/ neon pink garter belt accompanmied by a tight pair of lace skimpy boyshorts. To top of the look I complimented my feet with glamour glitter nail polish and 6 inch gold wedges. 3 hours prior I manicured and applied nail tips. Left my kinky curls teased and decided to exxagerate my cosmetics with  red rouge on my already velomptuous lips! ALL I can say is I looked to die for! For once I wasnt applying cosmetics or dressing some one else.... I was a bit nervous the first 15 seconds and slowly draped of my wool camel colored coat. When I realized I had the audience's attention from their reaction of my costume I began to dance around the left pole then noticing the exotic dancer to my right I began to mimic her and bring her into the act. It was awesome...They chose a 5'7 petitte brunette bombshell that could of easily passed for Lilith or Eve! The song was over before I knew it and I was still singing adlibs adding on to the repetitive chorus when the dj announced for the crowd to give me an applause. All in all I got so caught up in singing that I forgot to take of my sash that was holding my halter top in place! The manager of the club quickly came to introduce himself to me after I went back to my table and asked that I wait till the show was over. He offered me an alcoholic beverage of choice but I refused due to being on meds. So he quickly rebounded and offered a soda or water, which I accepted.  He sat with me briefly and we got more acquainted. I soon eased up and began to enjoy the other singers. Over all I had competed with about 7-10 other contestestants... and there were all but maybe 3 or 4 females that sang very well and got into character. The men were just drunk and silly swinging off the poles.... At around 12:45 they announced the 3 winners of the $50.00 rounds. I collected my prize money and then asked to be excused because I didnt want to end up locked out of my friends' apt... they had ironically tested me at the same time. Just before I left the manager had reminded me to return for the next weeks round and informed me that he would be calling me for the $1000.00 round Jan. 12th, 2012! I made it. In one night! I was so excited! I crashed out tired and excited all at the same time... Losing my voice for the next four days. The next morning on friday I put gas in my sisters car and went shopping for my daughters. Mission accomplished.